brandnewswastikas:

She’s my girl.

• Don’t talk to her
• Don’t send her texts
• Don’t offer her any “gum”
• Don’t offer her help if she asks for it
• Don’t give her a ride home if she missed her bus and it’s raining
• Don’t console her after her sister dies
• Don’t wink at her
• Don’t finger her
• Don’t talk about computers around her
• Don’t grow your hair long
• Don’t get good at swimming or basketball
• Don’t do better than her in any tests
• Don’t kick snakes out of her way on the path
• Don’t buy her a bunch of iPods
• Don’t pretend to be a statue to make her laugh

so vaginal sex is okay still, right