August 2011
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Danielle: I took some pictures of roadkill today.
Mom: Okaaaaaay.
Danielle: I'M AN ARTIST!
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cannibaljackrabbit:
When Pringles says, “once you pop the fun don’t stop”, what they really mean is “once you open this fucking cylinder you’re going to be unable to stop shoveling chips in your mouth for hours”.
It takes you hours to finish a cylinder of Pringles? Novice.
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adamusprime:
by request: me reading “go the fuck...
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WatchJust dancing in my romper I thrifted for 2 dollars! :D
yeezytaughtme:
remember that time chris brown beat the shit out of rihanna
vondell-swain:
cheddargoldfish said: just because they’re fluffy doesn’t mean I would want one crawling on me
i mean i love jon stewart but i don’t really want him crawling on me
I mean, I love Jon Stewart but I do really want him crawling on me.
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vondell-swain:
tommilsom:
leisures:
if you, at any point, say “making love”, i will cringe and think of you as insufferable
just so you know
what happens to all this excess love everyone’s making
does it just float up into the sky and contribute to the hole in the ozone layer
yeah, I gotta cut down
I’m afraid I’m contributing about 500,000 tons of love per year
and that’s with the...
Anonymous asked: Ron and Hermione is your anti ship? What is your pro ship? do tell!
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scratchrhythm:
Necrophilia isn’t disgusting
society is
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Also
GOD DAMN MY LEGS LOOK GOOD
See what sitting on your computer all day and eating whole pizzas can do for you?
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Fuck Yeah, SS/HG: fuckyeahhpfanfiction.tumblr.com... →
rayleejane:
Going Home (Sevmione) by: Copper’s Mama
Hermione searched for something to say, forgetting her unanswered question.
“Perhaps I should leave,” he offered, sensing her discomfort.
Before she could answer something bumped into Snape’s legs, bending his knees forward…
GOODBYE AFTERNOON!
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zaclittle:
Bob Dylan, “A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna...
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OMG! VYou why aren't you working!
I NEED TO KNOW THE YOUNGEST AGE THATZAK WOULD DATE!
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holypeaches:
aw yeah man he’s so fucking english
ah god that english citizenship holy fuck that shit really gets me hot
yeah look at that birth certificate
Use that metric system, USE IT!
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zaclittle asked: Don't take this the wrong way, but I picture you having sex all the time. Like I can't figure out how you are on Tumblr right now. iPad connected to the headboard?
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